Hartmann compares the ultra-wealthy to clinical hoarders. But instead of holding onto old magazines and expired yogurt, billionaire hoarders cling to money like Gollum clutching the One Ring. The difference? Gollum never tried to buy the Senate.

We’re talking about people who have more money than they can spend in ten lifetimes—but still wake up every morning thinking, “How do I avoid paying taxes today?” It’s not about buying more stuff. It’s about buying influence. And not the Instagram kind.

History Called. It Wants Its Robber Barons Back.

Remember the Southern oligarchs of the Confederacy or the Gilded Age robber barons? Neither do we, but they’re back—and this time they’ve got apps, lobbyists, and Super PACs.

Hartmann points out that the last time this level of wealth hoarding happened, it didn’t end great. Cue FDR’s New Deal, unions, and regulations that said, “Hey, maybe a guy shouldn’t own half the country while people starve.”

But starting in the 1970s, the rich found a loophole—and they’ve been stuffing policy in it ever since. Citizens United? That wasn’t a Supreme Court decision, it was a cheat code for billionaires to buy democracy like it’s an NFT.

America: The Land of the Poor and the Hungry (But Hey, Great Wi-Fi!)

According to Hartmann, 30 million Americans don’t have health insurance, and over 37 million live in poverty. Meanwhile, billionaires are racing each other to see who can launch the first golf course on Mars.

We live in a country where a third of the population is one medical bill away from bankruptcy, and the other third is busy renaming stadiums after themselves.

And don’t think this is just a rich vs. poor issue. When the scales tip too far, democracy goes out the window—right behind your Social Security and the last shred of affordable housing.

So What Now? Steal Their Gold? (Kidding… Sort Of)

Hartmann isn’t calling for a peasant uprising with pitchforks and torches (yet). But he is saying it’s time to stop pretending that hoarding billions while millions suffer isn’t a problem.

This means rethinking tax policy, reversing court decisions that let money scream louder than your vote, and, just maybe, telling billionaires: “No, you can’t have another media company for Christmas.”

The Bottom Line: Less Yacht, More Thought

The article’s main message is this: if we don’t deal with billionaire hoarding, we risk losing the very idea of America as a fair and free society. Because no matter how hard you work, you’re not going to outspend someone who earns more in an hour than you’ll see in a lifetime.

And let’s be honest—if your wealth is so big it needs a spreadsheet and a therapist, maybe it’s time to share.

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👉 Here’s the full article from The New Republic.

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